MARCH 2026: BARKING UP THE WRONG TREE, PLUS THE RAPTURE
A mysterious mercury retrograde'd month weaves us into Spring like forgetting why we walked into a room. Mercury in Pisces resurrects an old creative force, one that's easier to feel or intuit and so don't overthink it.
Support is standing by from Jupiter in Cancer as it stations direct tomorrow March 10th. Though try to avoid unnecessary arguments this weekend. On March 14th, Mercury and Mars will be barking up the wrong tree. Emotional anger or frustration may emerge from mis-interpretations. A cutie-pie Pisces new moon on March 18th may help break the tension and eventually, tricky conversations or decisions find their route when Mercury stations direct on the 20th-21st...the same day the Aries Equinox meets Neptune.
The last time the Sun was in aspect to Neptune in Aries was September 23, 2025, when many disappointed believers thought the rapture was coming. Now with this branding being co-opted for war, we once again watch higher-forces come through all the wrong people with just the right pathology to turn something cool (life on earth) into geo-political goo. As sanity goes down swinging, stay connected to something beyond the rules the old world has taught you to play. On March 26th, Saturn in Aries sets the bone for a new chapter you've been meaning to step up for, one that's on your own terms. With Mercury in telepathic Pisces, no need to talk about it or over-explain...explore putting something in motion that shows us what you mean to say.
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AUSPICIOUS DAYS
If you're needing to start something this month, send an important email, have that event or launch that whatever, here are my top three auspicious days, all are Cancer rising times for taking advantage of Jupiter in Cancer direct:
March 21st, Mercury will have stationed direct, Moon is strong in Taurus. Mars is powerfully aspecting Jupiter. Make it happen around 12:57PM Pacific Cancer rising. Good for a community gathering or asking for something you want. The day says: "act now, explain later", or "try something out, don't overthink it." Note that Mercury is still gaining traction forward and so results may be slow.
March 26th is sweet and spicy. Venus is in aspect to Jupiter. The Moon in Cancer is pulling creative impulses from Mars. Venus is next to Chiron making this a wound-clearing day. Any conflict that came up during the Mercury retrograde may benefit from todays assertive heart-truths. A good day to express your needs and wants compassionately. Set the clock for 12:38pm pacific.
March 28th choreograph a dance, construct a fun costume, devise some live theater. Moon is in Leo coming into a trine with Venus in Aries. Sun is just coming off a bind with Saturn, so it may be a good time to find new structure around an expressive art or unique project. Try 12:30pm Pacific Cancer rising.
Test these dates out, tell me how it goes !